Friday, April 29, 2011

KUNG MADADAAN ANG MATH SA GANITO..MALAMANG TOP 1 AKO

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that..is the beginning of a new argument.



Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Friday, April 15, 2011

that i do not know

"that i do not know" ito yung palagi kong sinasabi pag me tinanong sa akin na di ko alam ang sagot or pag me ginagawa ako na di ko alam ano ang ginagawa ko..hehe. kagaya ngayon..ewan, di ko talaga alam panu gawin to..basta type lng ako ng type. please help!